January 2011
201 posts
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
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That moment when you feel like crying but don't...
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Then suddenly, someone asks you “are you okay?”
so you go:
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When I try to do a cute smile
EXPECTATION
REALITY
Why I like being friends with guys :)
sts-imagine:
No drama.
They wouldn’t spread my secrets.
They consider me as a sister.
They protect me.
They can intro me to their friends.
They dont hit on the guys I find hot/cute.
They are good listeners.
They give good advice.
Until I start to like them.
LOL :P ^
When I try to do lip biting
imfuckinyou:
EXPECTATION
REALLITY
valentine's day
expectations: a date with this.
reality: a date with this.
oh excuse me, i meant this:
Great Escape
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